If I start my sentence with “Girl” I mean it in a gay way like I’m about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with “Maaan” I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he’s eaten the last of his vile sandwiches
2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only… [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh….. oh dear…
writing is hard when your brain goes ‘this sentence is mid’ and you’re like ‘ok? you wrote it???? do better then????’
coriolanus snow projecting his insecurities about covey girls onto 15yo haymitch abernathy will never not be funny to me
Phil Dunster as Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso Season 1
Jamie? Yeah, he’s great. You know, at football.
Kit Connor as Nick Nelson
Heartstopper, Season 3, Episode 5
I played against my One Direction bandmates Niall Horan in 2016. I’m the kind of guy who will rub it in your face when I win. So I kind of enjoyed having that over Niall for a couple of years!
- Louis Tomlinson describing his favorite Soccer Aid star to play against, to TV week for Soccer Aid 2025
honestly this entire section was gold
jason, your mind
a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
Louis Tomlinson with YOTO DAILY at SOCCER AID 2025 [12.6.2025]